The 10 top things I still don’t get about Sevillanos.
10. Why it is a merit to get a baja (sick leave).
9. Why they must park where all the others are parking and on top of it must back into the space.
8. The tie - shirt combination and red pants. Just top it off with those mega-sideburns, please.
7. Shall we talk about personal space? Does it exist here? And how they honestly don’t know I am standing 2 feet behind them trying to get by.
6. Why they (excluding older women) are so obsessed with their food and what their mother makes but still have no idea how to cook it themselves.
5. In what parallel world store attendants or service personnel in general live in that they don’t recognise that you are there and instead continue talking to their co-worker.
4. How come they iron their sheets and underwear.
3. Why they still haven’t seen how convenient eating a banana using the peel can be and instead they remove the peel and hold it in their bare hand or cut it with a knife and eat it with a fork. (Likewise, why they use a fork and knife with pizza…hello that is what the crust is for).
2. How they still haven’t figured out how to form a line.
1. Why parents make their children pee in the streets when there is a restaurant with a bathroom only a few feet away. Usually they are sitting in the restaurant´s outdoor seating and others are eating while their child is being held with their pants down over a tree planter.
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10. Because you beat the system, anyone that beats the system is a GOD.
9. we already talked about this. Luis, please.
8. Oh my god. Where the hell did all these red pants come from. Oh, I know, Zara Men´s Gay Pride Parade Attire section.
7. Get the fuck out of my way.
6. Because the mothers think that if there little girl is gonna study, she´s gonna need a meal and doesn´t need to help with it, cause she´s a big time lawyer, architect, medico. But, oops, now you´re married and no one knows how to fry an egg. Suckers.
5. Oh, you want me to stop talking to my coworker to help you? Why would you annoy me like that?
4. You don´t iron your underwear, Alexis? What kind of woman are you?
3. Never eat an apple while walking down the street unless you are part of the freak circus that´s in town.
2. grrrr.
1. To teach them how to pee in the streets when they are grown men. Dontchaknow?
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